Golden Globes 2015

In many instances, the theme of last night’s Golden Globes should have been “Eat a Sandwich.” There were several terrifyingly thin bodies on the red carpet, highlighted by this one:

Giuliana RancicGiuliana Rancic

There’s no dress on the planet that could possibly have made her look attractive.

Other misses included:

rosamund pikeRosamond Pike (I don’t care if you just had a baby. Try something that actually fits.)

Amanda PeetAmanda Peet (Tablecloth or bedspread?)

Lena DunhamLena Dunham (Posture, girl, posture.)

Zosia MametZosia Mamet (This poor girl desperately needs a stylist.)

On a positive note, there were a few dresses that I loved:

viola davisViola Davis

Maria MenounosMaria Menounos

naomi wattsNaomi Watts

Jenna Dewan TatumJenna Dewan Tatum

helen mirrenHelen Mirren