You’re absolutely gorgeous, Wendy, and you’re aging gracefully and majestically. Alas, parts A and B are not at all in sync here.
This is a tennis outfit? Um…it suggests New York, but perhaps not in the way Venus intended it.
Please get a full-length mirror…or a new stylist…and definitely a washing machine.
This one’s courtesy of my friend Jan. It’s called Butt Lift Gone Bad.