Either I’m becoming bored and jaded or there really isn’t much to talk about. Most of the dresses at The Oscars didn’t warrant being placed in either my “love” or “hate” category, although a significant number of them fell firmly into “meh.”
With that said, here’s my take on last night’s dresses.
Charlize Theron–Saw her in Barneys in Beverly Hills last week, and I’m smitten.
Jane Fonda–Making growing older look like a walk in the park
Jennifer Hudson–Rockin’ the blue bling
Sandra Bullock–Elegant, in spite of the sheer panels
Stacy Keibler–Of course, she looks great in everything. Good work, George.
Robin Roberts–Magnificent color on a magnificent woman
Melissa McCarthy–Singularly unflattering…from the color to the cut
Louise Roe–This reminds me of the scene from “Carrie” where the bucket of blood is dumped on Sissy Spacek.
Kelly Rowland–Just. Too. Much.
Helena Bonham Carter–Ah, Helena, you never let me down!
Brandi Glanville–Why even bother putting on clothes? If those boobs survived the evening, I’d be shocked.
Anne Hathaway–Darts as nipples…amusing look