1. Socks with sandals
2. Mary Jane shoes
3. A hat with ear flaps
4. Itchy wool, no matter how good it might look
5. Primary colors together
6. A bluetooth earpiece
7. My phone on my belt
8. A wide-brimmed hat
9. Elaborate jewelry with sportswear, although I like pearls with jeans
10. Beige
1. A jumpsuit
2. A romper
3. A long denim skirt
4. More than three solid colors at one time
5. A short-sleeved shirt over a long-sleeved shirt
6. Wooly tights
7. A fussy up ‘do
8. A headband
9. My heart on my sleeve
10. My foot in my mouth
1. A racerback tank with a non-racerback bra
2. Feathers
3. Flannel
4. Fishnets
5. Sequins
6. Pants with a dropped crotch
7. A loose-fitting top with loose-fitting pants
8. A cropped top with skinny jeans
9. A fur vest
10. A traditional blazer with a skirt (instant uniform)
1. Pale lipstick
2. Dark nail polish
3. Lipstick that’s not long-lasting
4. Drugstore perfume
5. Foundation makeup
6. Black liquid eyeliner
7. Blue eye shadow
8. Green eye shadow
9. Pink eye shadow
10. OK…any eye shadow that’s not a neutral color
1. Denim with denim
2. Colored jewelry that matches what I’m wearing
3. White-framed sunglasses
4. Large hoop earrings
5. A long, hippie-style skirt or dress
6. Leather pants
7. Pleather anything
8. A white bra under a white shirt
9. A black bra under a white shirt
10. A seamed bra under a T-shirt
1. Loafers
2. High-waisted pants or skirt
3. A bulky sweater
4. A turtleneck sweater
5. A top with only one sleeve
6. A babydoll top
7. A tie-dyed T-shirt
8. A unisex T-shirt
9. Anything that looks like it was recycled from the ’60s
10. Plaid
1. Husband-and-wife matching outfits
2. A track suit
3. Loungewear on an airplane
4. Matching earrings, necklace, and bracelet
5. Earmuffs
6. Animal-print clothing
7. A poncho
8. A lace shawl
9. A cowboy hat
10. Fringe
1. A visor
2. Seriously torn and tattered jeans (mildly distressed is OK)
3. Overalls
4. Sneakers with jeans (à la Seinfeld)
5. Sneakers anywhere but at the gym or on a walk, unless they’re Converse, in which case, anything goes
6. Khaki pants
7. A belted raincoat
8. Peep-toe booties
9. Sweatpants
10. Pastels
1. “Mom” jeans
2. A T-shirt with a saying on it
3. Pants with side pockets
4. Drawstring pants
5. Elastic-waist pants
6. Anything with a large pattern
7. Horizontal stripes
8. Cheap shoes
9. Pumps with heels lower than 3.5 inches
10. Quarter socks
1. Birkenstocks
2. Crocs
3. Designer knockoffs
4. Leggings as pants
5. Pants that are too short
6. Tall boots with a skirt that ends just above the knee
7. Pantyhose
8. T-strap shoes
9. Polyester
10. A “cute” sweatshirt
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